Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

by Jasad November 8, 2021

Schroedinger’s Alpha

A person who acts like an Alpha until they get into a position where they must prove it.

Timmy: Stfu before I kick your ass
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha

by Z3R0time February 24, 2022

ashley schroeder

ugly little girl that thinks she can play volleyball and loves 5 year old boys

dude that girl is an ashley schroeder

by what'sjsjsjss March 3, 2017

Mr.Schroeder

He is a Big Strong Man they call him Coach Schro Schro, he likes to yell at freshman at practice for being stupid, he has a long Ding Dong he loves big boys up front and he will steal your women from you if you let him near her

Watch out for Mr.Schroeder he is about to steal your girl

by The Frizzy Man March 23, 2023

Schroeter

A Hot Ghetto booty shaker that is the pure bit of awesomeness you will ever come across it's kinda like Beyonce married the twerk and you have Schroeter

damn that boy is totally getting his schroeter on in this dance battle.

by hotmess22 August 25, 2013

Schroder

verb - selfishly taking an inappropriately large amount of something offered to you for sharing purposes.

"Dude, he just schrodered half my blueberry muffin!"

by maxthecashier August 20, 2009

Schroder

Inserting a male's ball sac into your mouth while gurgling.

I totally just got a schroder from my girl last night!

by Uber Schroder October 25, 2010