shork

Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.

"get your shorks!"
"You'll be a shork, if you don't pay me!"

by Robin January 5, 2005

Schocks

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

by Malaria September 13, 2005

Schnorkdobbled

To be crushed or destroyed without mercy.

That guys just schnorkdobbled got right in the face!

by Beowolf Schaefer September 19, 2009

schokman

A brave, charming, person who are the best in the world at everything. They are kind and generous, but when they need to be, they are fierce fighters. Nothing and no-one can stand in their way at any cost. If you happen to cross paths with a "Schokman" you wont pick a fight with them because there is nothing you can do that will stop them from bringing you down in flames.

WOW! He was such a Schokman when he saved that girl from getting kidnapped. She has a Schokman's spirit the way she beat that world record. They are such a Schokman family, because they always go out on dangerous hikes. He got that girls number like a true Schokman

by Dman Schokingson June 6, 2016

schorgy

school orgy , having sex in a big group which happens to be with &/ at school

girl 1: me, fred, mike, layla and joe are going to have a schorgy at school tommorow. wanna join?

girl 2: no thanks , schorgies arn't my thing

by cabch May 15, 2011

schock

russian beauty, complete with a russian booty (;

"oh, she's a schock alright!"

by russianbeauty April 20, 2009

schnorks

A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.

schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly

by AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR!!! March 30, 2003