schmockey

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Urban Shocker

Urban James Shocker has one of the greatest names of all time. He was born Urbain Jacques Shockcor

Urban Shocker was a great pitcher in his prime and one of the 17 major league pitchers permitted to throw the spitball after it was outlawed following the 1920 season. A congenital heart condition caused an untimely death at age 37.

Urban Shocker's name is kick ass... and I heard he throws a bad ass spitball

by Shockcor November 19, 2006

letsougenic shock

A cardiac condition found after specific surgical procedures

That man is in letsougenic shock, you can tell by the devices and medications he needs.

by whodovudu May 13, 2016

Shock Rap

A style of Rap where the lyricists rhymes about random and outrageous topics to "shock" the listener upon hearing it. The most well-known artist to adopt a Shock Rap style is EMINEM.

"I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful//
I like birds, trees, I like people//
I like funny things, that make me happy and gleeful//
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool//
The ill type, to stab myself with a steel spike//
While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like//
Cause this is how I am in real life//
I don't wanna just die a normal death//
I wanna be killed twice//
I just wanna scare somebody, with a gun threat//
When they're high off of drugs//
They haven't even done yet//
So bring the money by tonight, cause ya wife//
Said this is the biggest knife, she ever saw in her life//
I try to keep it positive, and play it cool//
Shoot up the playground//
And tell the kids to stay in school//"

- I'm Shady by EMINEM: classic example of Shock Rap.

by Mr.Jassssin August 12, 2009

Schuckin' it

To leave work a few minutes earlier than the actual end of official business without notifying a supervisor.

I'm Schuckin' it today, I have to get to the vet before it closes.

by Archibald the Bassist October 8, 2009

Shock Seed

When a person is aroused or romantically attracted to lightning bolts or vegetation/plants.

Holy cow! That lightning bolt turned me on. It’s because i’m shock seed.

No one does me better than tulips in a garden.

by Tulip Luvr March 10, 2022

Pad Schlock

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax

I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014