Schpoolkinging

When someone states a joke that is meant to be funny but nobody laughs so they try and follow it up with another joke which is just as unfunny as the first.

Jake: “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!”

Amanda: “That wasn’t funny jake.”

Jake: “Alright then, how about this one? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!”

Amanda: “Jake, you’re Schpoolkinging right now, please stop.”

by Big pickaxe dude January 6, 2025

schmoodling

any physical display of affection towards a significant other or friend

"those two wouldnt stop schmoodling in public"

by eatingcinnamon5 February 5, 2025

Schnorking

The act of licking a feral cat found in rural Swedish neighborhoods.

Hey Jonathan Damongle XXII, shall we partake in an extravagant schnorking escapade?

by The Bontolimer. March 20, 2026

Schoodling

/ˈsku dəlɪŋ/ verb — informal

1. To have fun or mess around, especially when you’re supposed to be doing something serious (like schoolwork).

2. To enjoy yourself in a lighthearted, playful way — often with friends, laughter, or harmless chaos.

“We were supposed to study, but ended up schoodling all afternoon.”

“Stop schoodling around and finish your project.”

by Nyx Raven October 15, 2025

Roam Schooling

The act of traveling to different South American countries with the intention of collection sexually transmitted diseases unique to that area.

"Hey dude, what is that black thing growing on your ball sack?"

"Roam schooling bro, roam schooling"

by Gimg January 22, 2015

Sunday schooling

When you and a partner mutually masterbate while looking each other in the eye. Be careful not to touch one another as this will no longer be the act of Sunday schooling.

Me and Carlie we're Sunday schooling last night at her house. You could say it's getting serious.

by Merradithwebster May 17, 2019

jamie schooling

a fucking god
just the greatest of all time
no one is even close to their level

(also a silly goose)
(and stoopid)

bruh fuck jamie schooling...😏

by slurpmygamerjam January 9, 2024