The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.
It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer
by petebrew February 23, 2011
Get the Dirty Schnauzer mug.To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.
A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
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When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.
by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003
Get the The Rob Schneider mug.The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.
Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!
by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009
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Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.
Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.
by prof. frink July 11, 2006
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