Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom

My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.

by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020

schmotz

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

by thrw th May 13, 2007

schmittz

v.
To act in an overly sexual manner for a long duration of time for no real purpose. Other than annoying all who are around you.

"If you don't come back here with my shoe, I'm gonna have to come back here wearing ONLY a shoe!" -This behavior is a textbook example of schmittzing.

by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

Schmutz

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006

Schmatta

(Yiddish): Clothing, textiles; pejorative- Rags worn by a person, old tattered clothing.

That old lady always schleps around in her schmattas.

by Bgk11111 November 2, 2009

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

schmu

Apparently derived from a German word that means a bit of a fool (Don't be such a schmo)

Now in usage as

1.a friendly greeting "Schmu babe, how's stuff?"

2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc "That bear is So schmu"

3.an expression of emotional feeling "I schmu you very much Nimble"

"I schmu you loads"

"Do you schmu me?"

"Do you want to go out tonight?"
"Actually I'd rather just stay in and schmu"

"What are you doing Tuesday?"
"Oh, I'm meeting up with Chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu"

by mim January 11, 2009