Schminky joe

A god like being

I want to be Schminky joe

by stinky gungus July 29, 2021

Schmucker Middle School

Stuck up white kids who have sex in the bathroom and who moan in the classroom and who don’t care about anything beside smoking and sports

Student 1: what school do you go to

Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school

student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid

by Hidden in plain sight September 9, 2021

Schmuckerberg

Someone who doesn't have any friends, so they buy followers, friends and likes on social media sites such as Facebook.

John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce

by 05mark16 October 27, 2022

Schmenkel

When your cat pisses on it's back legs it does so out of it's schmenkel. Schmenkel is indicative of a broken pisser.

The cat's schmenkel - means the cat's pisser.

The cat is schmenkelling again - means the cat is pissing again.

by Schmenkel February 16, 2023

Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.

Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.

by ViHelena May 24, 2018

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

shmunkey

poopy ass shitty ass lookin butt fuckin nigga

tycrellus is such a shmunkey on foe nem look at his ahh!

by shmunkey June 19, 2022