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Schlong Dog

A person who has a fairly large penis.
Person 1: Hey, look at the size of my penis!

Person 2: Woah, put it away you Schlong Dog.
by Ulanbaataar123 October 6, 2009
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schlong pot

A stovetop container used for cooking your favorite Polish kielbasa.
Honey,do you know where the schlong pot is?
by Rod McLaren January 18, 2017
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Schlongmlonggnomitile

A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.
Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.
by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018
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Schlong man

Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"

Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"

Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"

Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
by Th3Frog May 18, 2020
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SCHLONGSIMP

A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.
Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!
by NeguP0 December 17, 2020
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Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
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big schlong

Slang term for a man with a huge penis. Generally the term is used on a man that has a very thick and very long penis both unerect and erect.
Larry: Bend over you bitch and take my big schlong!
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?
by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005
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