A person who has a fairly large penis.
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A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.
Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.
by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018
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Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
by Th3Frog May 18, 2020
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Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!
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Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
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Larry: Bend over you bitch and take my big schlong!
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?
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