Schmonfarht

From what seems to be but am unsure of "brothers girlfriend"

My brothers girlfriend is Schmonfarht

by TheBoogyman November 13, 2007

Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

by krissy_ec February 3, 2010

schmuff

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.

Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.

by schmuff May 29, 2018

schnoff

A queer type person that acts really gay.

Quit acting like a schnoff

by Victor & David April 21, 2005

shmoff

a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult

1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff

by the infamous burninator and guy le douche April 22, 2004

Schmiff

A gothic person or a strangly dressed induvidual. A person unusual attire. These people also have strange personalities.

mowhawks, chains, green hair, trench coats, persons with unusual tastes or styles.

"the schmiff put on her chains and dyed her hair pink"

by peekaboochicka September 8, 2006

Schmoffo Bunny

noun. A small fictitious rabbit whom is constantly happy and drinks coffee. As a personification of one's first cup of coffee in the morning. All it can say is 'Schmoffo.'

"I'm so happy I think I'm seeing Schmoffo Bunny's."

by leasi February 18, 2009