“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”
by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021
Get the Schmeat mug.NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009
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-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Dick is so big it looks like a Schmeggadiggazord.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's bitch wasn't listening to him, So he slapped her with his Schmeggadiggazord.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's bitch wasn't listening to him, So he slapped her with his Schmeggadiggazord.
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Get the Schmeggadiggazord mug.by Josh Captain G. March 23, 2008
Get the schmagooster mug.1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
by O.Curley March 29, 2009
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