schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

no schmackos

No worries, no problem, no sweat, you're welcome.

Derivative of no wukkas which derives from no worries.

Jase: Thanks for helping me out with this problem Claud, you're a lifesaver!

Claud: No schmackos aussie!!!

by Kid Wikid March 4, 2012

Schmacka

(noun) - pertaining to one's pet. ex: dog.

Kristen is taking her schmacka on a walk.

by Antdog1212 August 8, 2009

schmabe

The act of making your monkey spit.

Gabe schmabed himself in front of Walgreens and was arrested for public masturbation.

by Noyh Howards June 13, 2013

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006