schmuckaluvich

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.

That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

by D U February 3, 2010

bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

by Leifster October 10, 2008

schmucknutt

A jackass of gargantuan proportions.

"Nice move, shmucknutt!"

by Dano October 18, 2003

SchmuckFace

A word for describing someone who makes a totally idiotic and inexcusable remark and deserves to have an adjective assigned to them.

"Heat was a terrible movie." "What the fuck? Heat is a GREAT movie." "Fuck you man, your a SchmuckFace."

by Blades 28 February 24, 2009

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schmuckfresser

From Yiddish, schmuck (prick/penis) and fresser (glutton) one who noshes (snacks) on penis'.

That schmuckfresser owes me money...

by frishy February 12, 2014