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Schlumfy

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021
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schlugga-butta

When a mans asshole gets moist, sweaty, and or extremely wet due to his homies looking unequivocally sexy.
Man I have got some wicked schlugga-butta right now! You better stop coming over to play 2k looking that good!
by OriganalFatTip November 7, 2023
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nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺
Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞
by alexis martinez . October 6, 2019
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Schluck

the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation
Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."
by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011
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schluballybub

Word devised by Janet on Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, meaning the feeling you get when you see someone you love, fancy etc.
^ mentioned all above, nothing more too it
by Summer January 1, 2005
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Schaubism

Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.

Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.
"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."

George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism
by GayOwlOneLove June 1, 2018
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schlobongalong

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big
by Bob Trat April 20, 2007
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