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Schmizzle

The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008
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Schlitz

A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".
Patron: "Gimme 6 Schlitz's"
Barman: "We dont have Schlitz"
Patron: "Whatever's free!"
by Lanfill February 21, 2011
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schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.
by Anomaly July 17, 2005
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schwizzle

Noun: A fun stick fit for a giant--a drinking straw-like, candy cane, magic wand you can turn into all different kinds of uses at your command.

Verb: An intense feeling of sheer glee; like a trip through the California Gurls video!
I'm ready to get my schwizzle on!

My girlfriend and I look like a couple of schwizzle sisters in that party pic!

I'm ready to take a ride on my schwizzle stick.
by DJ ADiggity June 18, 2011
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schrizzle

cool, or "tight"
i am schrizzle my nizzle.
by chayse May 31, 2003
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Schmizzy

Her: are you okay?
Him: I mean I’m feelin schmizzy lol
by Yuitdrv January 7, 2018
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Schnizzel

The fraying that happens on the collar or cuffs of a shirt. Usually from too many wash-wear cycles. ultimately it leads to the separation the two parts draining all the mojo.
if someone says “dude you sure wore the schnizzel outta that shirt”, it means you look cheap and pathetic
by Marie Levantine January 10, 2019
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