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Schlips

(N) A sexy bitch. Derived from the region of a woman's pussy flaps or vagina lips called the labia.
The word Schlips is most commonly used upon coming across sexy ass bitches and potential fuck buddys whilst out on the prowl with the bros getting your gurn on...
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schlipper

Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.

1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.

2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.

2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
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Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.
Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.
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Schlampe Wagen

Schlampe Wagen or Slut Wagon is a term that describes a permiscious young lady. She gets around fucks a lot of dudes and may carry things as a wagon does STD's.
Bro did you sleep with that Schlampe Wagen last night?
No, she's got the herpes
by Brochacho6969 May 21, 2011
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schlip

The omnomatopoeiac sound for quickly leaving an area undetected.
Bob: Where's George?
George: *Schlip*
Bob: Darn he must have schlipped away.
by Wincrest December 12, 2006
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schwimp

A word that can be used as a verb or noun in any context.
Dude, I think I just schwimped my pants!
by Adam Biddle March 22, 2005
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schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.
1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004
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