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schteening

When one cock blocks/cuckolds their friend with a girlfriend/prospective girl.
Man I’m so tired but Jeremy is Schteening again
by Schteener September 18, 2020
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Schmeesing

Using your friend's dick to eat mac and cheese or other small foods alike
yo bro can you come over? I wanna do schmeesing.
by MonkeManTheMasturbator April 13, 2023
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Screeling

by Iccyfire December 10, 2023
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Scheering

To steal from one's country and political party and then criticize others for doing the same. Worse than hypocrisy.
John is scheering Tom's bicycle and blamed Fred for it.
by ifyoufall April 19, 2024
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schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.
Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"
by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024
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Schleebin

To play opposite of chosen role in team games.

A tank character trying to out damage.
A Damage/Healer character trying to front line as tank.
Stop Schleebin and get back.
Stop Schleebin and group up.
by PhoenixOmniGodKing February 20, 2026
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Screeling

Word: screeling
Pronunciation: /skree-ling/
Part of speech: noun; verb (informal, slang)

Definition:

1) Screeling is an act of scrolling reels.

2) The act of continuously scrolling short-form videos, especially on mobile apps.

3) To pass time by watching short reels or clips without a specific purpose.

Origin:
Blend of scrolling + reels.

Register: informal, Gen Z / Gen Alpha slang
“I planned to study but ended up screeling for two hours.”
“Stop screeling and open your biology book, Mr. Bored.”
“Bro’s not tuff, he’s just screeling all night.”
by Nightes February 28, 2026
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