schlazed

to get really high

"Tom and Paulie got schlazed the other day."

by Tuckerq23 October 15, 2007

Schleppe

A nickname given to a familiar and like-minded random friend that is the epitome of awesome.

‘’Hey Schleppe! How was your night?’’
‘’OMG It was soooo bad Schleppe!! I got SO drunk I told everyone about some embarrassing 'in the moment' encounters between me and the ex.. I know i'll never hear the end of it’’
‘’Oh Schleppe hahaha’’

by mzdali February 20, 2012

Schlapp

The act and sound of spanking someone's bottom with a magazine.

Stormy Daniels schlapped Donald Trump with a copy of Forbes magazine with his picture on the cover.

by mentholate January 27, 2018

Schlopper

Blart Clunge Cunt Fanny Fuckhole Minge Pussy Twat Vagina

The female genitalia.

I fucked her good, deep in her schlopper

by gatur July 8, 2011

Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018

Rock Schlappy

1. To do something with maximum effort and intensity.

"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"

"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"

"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."

"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 17, 2009

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020