Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

Schlapped

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023

nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020

Schlumble

A blindingly bright sunny day.

On a schlumble the sun is so bright it is often difficult to see when looking in the vague direction of the sun!

It's a schlumble!

by OliverRobin February 10, 2010

molly schlumped

When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.

Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?

Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.

by Gum-Gum January 14, 2019

Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005