Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro stop schizo yapping"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro stop schizo yapping"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."
by wok911tower March 19, 2024
This new Generation is Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic!
by DheezNutzz April 03, 2024
(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
A random assortment of noises/ sounds. These noises usually make you suicidal, and under intense circumstances, could give you permanent brain damage.
Hey did you hear jack404frog48114's latest drop on soundcloud? Shit gave me a stroke and I was in the hospital for 3 months. My friend heard it and he instantly killed himself like it was a fight or flight reaction. Shits crazy dog. Do Not Recommend.
Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.
Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.
by Just_That_Kid_Down_The_Road July 29, 2023
Tristan is a crazy ex lover who is obsessed with anime and the art of war. Meanwhile the twin flame sits in agony pondering what life could've been. His days grow old yet time grants him immortality.
foot fetish schizo syndrome is when a person can only think about peoples bare feet and nothing else. people with foot fetish schizo syndrome often fail at school due to thinking about feet too much and not work, being distracted by foot fetish thoughts. they will start thinking about everythings feet, from katy perry to even donald trump
usally they will fail at life because they keep thinking about the feet of something they dont like, like for example donald trump, a gay man that jacks off on the street, vladimir putin, everytime they try to get rid of the thought, their mind wont let them and forces them to not forget it because of thier scizophenia. they even think about feet being implanetd inside their brain, and when they try to delete it from their brain/stop thinking about it, thier brain will be unable to stop thinking about it and even start sexualizing it, when their brain dosent want to. thinking about suckng, licking, eating, smelling, tasting the thing they dont likes toes. it is physically impossible for them to stop thinking about feet. they often develop fetishes for it and surrender thier mind to it, eventually turning them into degenerates. some stuff they think about r so fuckin cringe i dont even want 2 talk about it.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army.
usally they will fail at life because they keep thinking about the feet of something they dont like, like for example donald trump, a gay man that jacks off on the street, vladimir putin, everytime they try to get rid of the thought, their mind wont let them and forces them to not forget it because of thier scizophenia. they even think about feet being implanetd inside their brain, and when they try to delete it from their brain/stop thinking about it, thier brain will be unable to stop thinking about it and even start sexualizing it, when their brain dosent want to. thinking about suckng, licking, eating, smelling, tasting the thing they dont likes toes. it is physically impossible for them to stop thinking about feet. they often develop fetishes for it and surrender thier mind to it, eventually turning them into degenerates. some stuff they think about r so fuckin cringe i dont even want 2 talk about it.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army.
the person who wrote this use to have the foot fetish schizo syndrome, but he stopped jerking off to feet, went outside, and found another hobby an now no longer has it. he basically touched grass. now he is a soldier in the army
he now associates feet with brainrot and cringe. his foot fetish no longer prevents him from thinking about or doing something he likes. he now thinks jacking off to feet or thinking about feet is cringe, his coomer level has returned to the state before he had a foot fetish.
more info below.
the key to get rid of foot fetish schizo syndrome is to stop wanking to feet, stop thinking about feet, stop worshiping feet, stop consuming foot fetish content, and disassociate feet from your brain. find another hobby, like gaming, or maybe join the US army. its never too late to stop the fetish.
what fetish do i have now? the answer is boobs.
he now associates feet with brainrot and cringe. his foot fetish no longer prevents him from thinking about or doing something he likes. he now thinks jacking off to feet or thinking about feet is cringe, his coomer level has returned to the state before he had a foot fetish.
more info below.
the key to get rid of foot fetish schizo syndrome is to stop wanking to feet, stop thinking about feet, stop worshiping feet, stop consuming foot fetish content, and disassociate feet from your brain. find another hobby, like gaming, or maybe join the US army. its never too late to stop the fetish.
what fetish do i have now? the answer is boobs.
by karlmogus schmitttenzberg October 17, 2024
Guy 1: How you doing man?
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
by AutonomicAutist July 09, 2024