Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth

I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.

by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010

DIO SCHIFO

Esclamazione,che qualcuno chiama bestemmia,fatta da persona incazzata, per esprimer disappunto sullo stato miserevole di qualcosa o di un avvenimento negativo che tocca da vicino.

Dio schifo!Non me ne va bene una oggi...

by giulezio March 19, 2016

scriffed

The way scruffy musicians look and feel after a long night of riffing, rehearsing and partying.

"That dude looks totally scriffed!"

"Yeah, man, he's all scriffed-out and shit."

"I feel straight wooly scriffed yo."

"Hey, I'd love to go, bro, but I'm just way too scriffed-out right now."

by Justin Sloane July 30, 2009

Schiffli

A surname of Swiss origin meaning a small boat

An extremely blessed lineage of people who live long, happy, and prosperous lives.

If only I could find a Schiffli to marry all my health problems would disappear and I would live to a ripe old age.

That person is so lucky, oh wait no, he is just a Schiffli.

by Dr. Henry W. Billbury May 15, 2013

schuffofsky

It means 'slacker.'

"I don't really want to do anything right now."
"Gosh. You're being a schuffofsky again"

by churvaness January 12, 2010

Shiffing

Shiffing is a Fantasy Football term for ripping off your friends by trading several inferior players for fewer high quality players. this includes harrassment through posting comments and text messages, and dealing this with people who obviously have no clue what they are doing. Then talking smack and being a jerk after the trade by verbally berating and being a bitch about it to the person he ripped off. It also includes the OCD technique of bombarding everyone with random horrible trade offers

Man, all that Shiffing before that trade must have made you crazy!, and he's been Shiffing me too, but I cant stand dealing with all that crap. Its ruined all the fun in our league!

by sarjas November 6, 2011

Schaff

To give a woman a good fucking.

Used by Artie Piscano during the grocery store back room scene of Casino.

PISCANO: I was out there with my cumma.
BORELLI: Your cumma? What are you doin' with your cumma?
PISCANO: What else? I gave her a schaff.

by alittlechop December 23, 2021