Schienschang

is a surname and variation of Tschientschan, which loosely translated means, "Man with balls of steel that kills bear with teeth.'

Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.

"Damn, he just Schienschanged outta that ticket by explaining to the cop that the hill jumped out at him, dumb motherf**ker..."

-or-

"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."

by mtnscout February 18, 2010

Schizophrenic Pop

An unofficial sub-genre of pop only played by Twenty-One-Pilots.
Also known as "Schizoid Pop"

Me: My favorite genre of music is Schizophrenic Pop.
Friend: What the hell is that?
(Literally no one knows what it is). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Yeet! Skreet! Deedley-Deet!!!! August 26, 2019

Government Schizophrenia

Government Schizophrenia is caused when a government enforces and supports two completely different policies that are blatantly contradictory.

The United States has "Government Schizophrenia" when it comes to it's policies regarding cannabis prohibition. According to the government's Controlled Substances Act, cannabis has no medicinal value, and is deemed a schedule 1 narcotic. While on the other hand the government patents it's cannabinoids from cannabis, claiming they have medicinal value.

by Killer Bud August 14, 2012

grant schilling

A 14 year old boy from southern Illinois, famous for his livestreams. He also has a vine and a YouTube channel. His celebrity crush is Andrea russett and he also goes by the name Pablo Obama. Given to him from one of his prank calls on younow. He has green eyes and is extremely hot!

Person 1: OMG Who is Pablo Obama? I've seen that A lot

Person 2: oh that is actually Grant Schilling. It is an inside joke from a prank call from one of his livestreams.

by Pablo Obama June 27, 2014

brown-nose schizo

One who bad mouths the boss behind his/her back, and then sucks up to the boss in his/her presence.

Joe is always first to compliment his boss, even though his coworkers know that Joe's a brown-nose schizo who always trashes management at the water cooler.

by Rodney81 September 5, 2009

Schism

A schism is a great seperation. For instance America broke free from the British empire through revolution, thus causing a schism. Also a catchy Tool song.

It was hot so my pants and I had a schism.

by Nobody you know May 26, 2004

schimmel

schimmel is another word used to describe "tissue".

I have a runny nose; pass me a schimmel.
Pass me the box of schimmels so I do not infect everyone.

by trombona November 16, 2014