Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.

Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."

by schnitzel man December 24, 2010

schwitz

to sweat

oh god i'm schwitzing like a pudding

by corinna September 17, 2003

Cradle schnitzel

This term refers typically to a much younger male lover, the object of your cradle snatching.

Person 1: "Wow gorgeous guy Cathy's dating, but isn't he a bit young?"
Person 2: "Yeah Cathy got herself a nice piece of cradle schnitzel there."'

by Honey Sparks November 25, 2009

SCHNITZEL FLAPS

Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.

Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!

by de-spec October 12, 2010

holy schnitzel

some jewish kids cannot swear so they tend to use other words to replace words like shit and fuck
so in this case its holy schnitzel!

holy schnitzel is most commonly used among jews in australia.

jew: holy schnitzel!
me: what?
jew: that schnitzeling train was fast!

by Konstah August 13, 2018

Schnitzmeyer

SO FUCKING AWESOME WORDS CAN'T EXPLANE;AMAZING; ANYONE WITH THAT IN THERE NAME IS SOOOO COOOL AND AWESOME.END OF STORY.

dude that chick/guy is schnitzmeyer !!

by i did you mom May 25, 2010

schnitzlered

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.

After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!

by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010