texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.

dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!

by ilovebritain August 14, 2009

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Bee Schedule

A schdule on a contract showing specifically where, when, and by how many bees you will be stung upon completing the application. Often it is included in mortgage, loan, and merchant account applications.

BEE SCHEDULE!? I don't want no bees all in my face, stinging me and whatnot!

by Dearhamsammich July 13, 2010

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school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.

Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”

by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019

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Schuler

To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.

I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!

by sarasadie September 23, 2005

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mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.

Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!

by cowpie819 October 12, 2010

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