girls or guys that do the following:
-get on their myspace and try to make it as hardcore/emo as possible, such as: try to look as serious and/or sad in their pictures, but look the same in every one; list every band they like, believing everybody is going to read the list; and use lyrics in every corner of their myspace, usually either emotional lyrics, or hardcore lyrics to make themselves seem independent and tough.
-watch teenage mutant ninja turtles and sport the clothing.
-go to coffee shops every morning (which is actually weird for straight-edge scenesters, since caffeine the most addicting drug around. and it doesn't make sense to drink de-caf coffee, because that's like smoking THC-free weed. that's not the point of coffee. good job, douchebag)
-"tough guy" hardcore scenesters wear camo cargo shorts and white t-shirts with their favorite band on it (usually with a picture of the lead singer on stage, with a whole bunch of kids rocking out near the stage, singing along, because after all: you can't hide how tough you are.)
-hardcore girls usually never actually get into the pit, but just sit and watch the guys, picking out which guys are "HOTTT" and look more defiant. most of these girls just become hardcore because their crush is hardcore, so they completely change who they are just so they can get a little closer to them. these girls piss me off the most. see fake.
-emo kid scenesters (guys) almost always wear girls pants and make out with other guys. and somehow, girls think that's hot. i've got news for you girls who like that: if 2 guys are making out with each other, they're gay and they don't fuck girls. it makes sense. emo guys also have their bookbags covered with emo lyrics, and have their hair black, with it parted to the side. or just have it cover their entire face. whatever floats their boat.
-emo girls usually wear bandanas around their neck and pretend to be depressed just so they can get attention. these girls are all spoiled and have perfect lives, but i guess losing a guy is more devastating than, say, having a childhood friend die, or having your parents die in a car accident and having NO ONE. but hey, whatever. almost all of them have a myspace and have 4028449 friends that they never talk to but see at local shows.
-dance like a retard.
-think breakdowns are the best thing ever, when in reality, an open string riff in drop D isn't that impressive. see lame
-think they're being independent and being an individual but really they all look the same. see goth
now, before i get bitched at by everyone, lemme make one thing clear: i love hardcore music. mostly the lyrics though. most guitar riffs in hardcore are simple. but i don't like the people that think being in a subculture is being independent and an individual. i don't dress scene and i certainly i don't act scene. i love all types of music like rap, punk, hardcore, metal, techno, etc. so before you call yourself an individual, look at the pictures on your myspace. you all look ridiculous.
-get on their myspace and try to make it as hardcore/emo as possible, such as: try to look as serious and/or sad in their pictures, but look the same in every one; list every band they like, believing everybody is going to read the list; and use lyrics in every corner of their myspace, usually either emotional lyrics, or hardcore lyrics to make themselves seem independent and tough.
-watch teenage mutant ninja turtles and sport the clothing.
-go to coffee shops every morning (which is actually weird for straight-edge scenesters, since caffeine the most addicting drug around. and it doesn't make sense to drink de-caf coffee, because that's like smoking THC-free weed. that's not the point of coffee. good job, douchebag)
-"tough guy" hardcore scenesters wear camo cargo shorts and white t-shirts with their favorite band on it (usually with a picture of the lead singer on stage, with a whole bunch of kids rocking out near the stage, singing along, because after all: you can't hide how tough you are.)
-hardcore girls usually never actually get into the pit, but just sit and watch the guys, picking out which guys are "HOTTT" and look more defiant. most of these girls just become hardcore because their crush is hardcore, so they completely change who they are just so they can get a little closer to them. these girls piss me off the most. see fake.
-emo kid scenesters (guys) almost always wear girls pants and make out with other guys. and somehow, girls think that's hot. i've got news for you girls who like that: if 2 guys are making out with each other, they're gay and they don't fuck girls. it makes sense. emo guys also have their bookbags covered with emo lyrics, and have their hair black, with it parted to the side. or just have it cover their entire face. whatever floats their boat.
-emo girls usually wear bandanas around their neck and pretend to be depressed just so they can get attention. these girls are all spoiled and have perfect lives, but i guess losing a guy is more devastating than, say, having a childhood friend die, or having your parents die in a car accident and having NO ONE. but hey, whatever. almost all of them have a myspace and have 4028449 friends that they never talk to but see at local shows.
-dance like a retard.
-think breakdowns are the best thing ever, when in reality, an open string riff in drop D isn't that impressive. see lame
-think they're being independent and being an individual but really they all look the same. see goth
now, before i get bitched at by everyone, lemme make one thing clear: i love hardcore music. mostly the lyrics though. most guitar riffs in hardcore are simple. but i don't like the people that think being in a subculture is being independent and an individual. i don't dress scene and i certainly i don't act scene. i love all types of music like rap, punk, hardcore, metal, techno, etc. so before you call yourself an individual, look at the pictures on your myspace. you all look ridiculous.
scene guy: "hey, are you going to the show?"
scene girl: "maybe after i go to starbucks, buy a pink bandana, and put some pictures on myspace. is jeffery gonna be there? he is sooooo HOTTTT!"
scene guy: "you're lame, dude"
scene girl: "CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYEEEEEEEES"
scene girl: "maybe after i go to starbucks, buy a pink bandana, and put some pictures on myspace. is jeffery gonna be there? he is sooooo HOTTTT!"
scene guy: "you're lame, dude"
scene girl: "CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYEEEEEEEES"
by timmy e September 17, 2006
by rickiiiii September 16, 2008
There is no 'scene'.
Scene is made-up wonderland where pretentious fucknuts boast their underground music cred while wasting money on quasi-vintage clothing when they could've used it to further their college education and done something useful with their lives.
Scene is made-up wonderland where pretentious fucknuts boast their underground music cred while wasting money on quasi-vintage clothing when they could've used it to further their college education and done something useful with their lives.
See that kid, unwashed and trying to make up for his complete lack of personality with five pounds of eyeliner? That's fucking scene.
by phibroptik August 31, 2005
scene kids:
-have a Myspace page
-upload 769507pictures of them fully photoshopped their page
-have their Myspace name as alliteration, normally involved in brutality, eg. CLAIRE CARNAGE<333
-all claim to be different,but most of them are clones
-have normally blonde or black hair,with coons or extensions
-backcomb their hair, with a bow in it
-boys would wear make up
-have 'xxxxxxxxxx' in their screen names
-mostly bisexual or say they are
-have about 05878piercings on their face,Mostly look ridiculous on girls but sometimes look alright (eg. monroe,bridge,septum,nose, eyebrow, snakebites, tongue etc)
-girls wear false eyelashes, extensions, tons of black eye make up
-just say they like the latest 'scene' bands cus they wanna be in with the trend
-have big essays on their Myspace page
-go to hardcore gigs just to be with friends and 2 step
-mostly like post hardcore or screamo,sometimes like rap as well
-wear skinny jeans and nike clothing
-have each side of their hair a different colour
-have little phrases like 'kthxbai','hiiii bby', 'fer sure; and 'ZOmG $000 8R00T4L!!'
-obsessed with hello kitty
-obsessed with oli sykes,only like BMTH cus he's 'zomg hot!'
-because of this they turn vegetarian or vegan
-own vast ammounts of drop dead clothing
-have an annoying style of writing, for example but about 30 three's on love-hearts (<33333333333333)
-have lots of band shirts and dinosaur shirts
-wear bat and hello kitty jewellery
-either straight edge or not edge,depending on the scene crowd they go with
-have about 67893456797 friends on their Myspace but only talk to about 2 of them (this makes it go to their head and they start to get cocky as they think their famous, they get vainer and vainer and more fake,and talk about how great they are 'i'm rad yo')
-infact, they couldn't live without a Myspace
-have a Myspace page
-upload 769507pictures of them fully photoshopped their page
-have their Myspace name as alliteration, normally involved in brutality, eg. CLAIRE CARNAGE<333
-all claim to be different,but most of them are clones
-have normally blonde or black hair,with coons or extensions
-backcomb their hair, with a bow in it
-boys would wear make up
-have 'xxxxxxxxxx' in their screen names
-mostly bisexual or say they are
-have about 05878piercings on their face,Mostly look ridiculous on girls but sometimes look alright (eg. monroe,bridge,septum,nose, eyebrow, snakebites, tongue etc)
-girls wear false eyelashes, extensions, tons of black eye make up
-just say they like the latest 'scene' bands cus they wanna be in with the trend
-have big essays on their Myspace page
-go to hardcore gigs just to be with friends and 2 step
-mostly like post hardcore or screamo,sometimes like rap as well
-wear skinny jeans and nike clothing
-have each side of their hair a different colour
-have little phrases like 'kthxbai','hiiii bby', 'fer sure; and 'ZOmG $000 8R00T4L!!'
-obsessed with hello kitty
-obsessed with oli sykes,only like BMTH cus he's 'zomg hot!'
-because of this they turn vegetarian or vegan
-own vast ammounts of drop dead clothing
-have an annoying style of writing, for example but about 30 three's on love-hearts (<33333333333333)
-have lots of band shirts and dinosaur shirts
-wear bat and hello kitty jewellery
-either straight edge or not edge,depending on the scene crowd they go with
-have about 67893456797 friends on their Myspace but only talk to about 2 of them (this makes it go to their head and they start to get cocky as they think their famous, they get vainer and vainer and more fake,and talk about how great they are 'i'm rad yo')
-infact, they couldn't live without a Myspace
little scene wannabes gossiping:
HAnnAH HOMOCiDE: Like ZOMG did U see that new hXc band last night?
SarahSCENESTER: Zomg yerrr they were totally RAD!
HAnnAH HOMOCiDE: I know, right!? What did you think of the totally hot Awesome lead singer,I actually touched him ZOMG !He is like so scene!
SarahSCENESTER: REALLY?! You touched the lead singer? HAnnAH HOMOCiDE you are like totally my new Heroe,After Oli Sykes of course. EEEks I gotta go,My mom's here ,I'll see you tomorrow thx 4 the lift!
HAnnAH HOMOCiDE: kthxbai! <33333333333333
HAnnAH HOMOCiDE: Like ZOMG did U see that new hXc band last night?
SarahSCENESTER: Zomg yerrr they were totally RAD!
HAnnAH HOMOCiDE: I know, right!? What did you think of the totally hot Awesome lead singer,I actually touched him ZOMG !He is like so scene!
SarahSCENESTER: REALLY?! You touched the lead singer? HAnnAH HOMOCiDE you are like totally my new Heroe,After Oli Sykes of course. EEEks I gotta go,My mom's here ,I'll see you tomorrow thx 4 the lift!
HAnnAH HOMOCiDE: kthxbai! <33333333333333
by xxbambixx February 10, 2008
Literally just a scene for the post-MTV generation. Without any real idea of what made the beatniks, hippies or punks so influential, fashioncore kids focus all of their energy and mental capabilities on following clothing trends.
Scenesters live to be popular and look down on 'new' kids for not knowing anyone in their scene.
Another notable scenester trait is to make fun of other, more substantial subcultures for being 'old'.
And something about music. I dunno.
Scenesters live to be popular and look down on 'new' kids for not knowing anyone in their scene.
Another notable scenester trait is to make fun of other, more substantial subcultures for being 'old'.
And something about music. I dunno.
"OMG OMG OMG I can't believe she said that about scenesters! You're UNEDUCATED,"
"I love the Indie section at Virgin Records,"
"Y'know, I think it's pretty sad that you just won't admit that there's no originality left in the world. That's what I think,"
"When are all these dumb kids gonna grow out of their ideals and just become hipsters already? *sips black coffee*"
"I love the Indie section at Virgin Records,"
"Y'know, I think it's pretty sad that you just won't admit that there's no originality left in the world. That's what I think,"
"When are all these dumb kids gonna grow out of their ideals and just become hipsters already? *sips black coffee*"
by Talksick December 31, 2008
scene happens to be a very popular trend right now. it's funny because the "scene" was made for people who're original and don't follow the crowd but set their own trends. so why is it that all scene people are exactly the same? oh no, i understand, one day you just decided that robots, dinosaurs, and guns were "hella raddd" scene kids like their lightening to be "electrikk" and their guns go "bangbang" and shoot out hearts, stars, or rainbows. they say they're just original yet they're all exact copies of one another.
HOW TO IDENTIFY A SCENE BOY:
-tight pants
-SEXX hair that covers most of their face but not their awesome lip ring or snake bites
-tight band t-shirt
-two possibilities for jackets: a big one with a furry hood or a tight one, usually black and for a band.
-converse
-eyeliner
-they'l be surrounded by a lot of other scene boys and girls
HOW TO IDENTIFY A SCENE GIRL:
-short choppy hair, usually black. most of the time they'll be random pieces that are white, platinum blonde, or a neon color
-always dressed in black and then a lot of bright colors, usually hot pink or lime green
-TONS of makeup. a lot of black eyeliner followed by a metallic color like a teal or pink for eyeshadow.
-they'll probably be wearing a brightly colored bandana around their "SEXX HAIR"
-if they don't have a bandana they'll be wearing a bow made for little girls or a brightly colored headband
-when they wear bracelets, it's not just one, it's about 50 on each arm and they're "sexx bracelets" and cheap plastic bracelets they think are cute from 25cent machines and stores like "CLAIRES"
-super tight jeans that go straight down (no flare)
-neon flats, those flat "stretch-like sneaker" with no laces
-surrounded by tons of clones (other "scenesters")
TYPICAL INTERESTS OF SCENE KIDS:
-robots
-dinosaurs (they often like to mimic them by saying "rawr" and "grr" ALL the time)
-ELECTRIKK lightning
-guns
-bright colors
-taking millions of themselves using "the angles"
-using photoshop to make the pictures "THE SEXX"
-myspace, myspace, and myspace. they're usually what people call "myspace whores" and they add millions of "original people" just like them and get people to add and comment them
-fingerless gloves, preferably black. (the scenesters who try really hard to be scene cut them themselves)
-the scene vegetarians and vegans are only like that because it's cool, they could care less about the animals
-they're so sxe (straight edge) and like to signify that by drawing big XXX's on their hands
-they go to tons of shows, usually in their area. most of the time they don't even know the band, they just wanna go in the pit and show off their hxc dancing and skank.
-they like using words like "hella," "hawt," and "cunt" (a lot). they type in LEET, like "WER G0IING_2 TH3 HXC ROCKSH00W &&_& TH3N G0ING 0UT 4 TACOZZ" yet they claim they hate it when people "tyPpee LyKk diSs."
-they only listen to THEIR music, any other music sucks.
Basically, scenesters are attention whores and hypocrits. they're fake and self-centered.
HOW TO IDENTIFY A SCENE BOY:
-tight pants
-SEXX hair that covers most of their face but not their awesome lip ring or snake bites
-tight band t-shirt
-two possibilities for jackets: a big one with a furry hood or a tight one, usually black and for a band.
-converse
-eyeliner
-they'l be surrounded by a lot of other scene boys and girls
HOW TO IDENTIFY A SCENE GIRL:
-short choppy hair, usually black. most of the time they'll be random pieces that are white, platinum blonde, or a neon color
-always dressed in black and then a lot of bright colors, usually hot pink or lime green
-TONS of makeup. a lot of black eyeliner followed by a metallic color like a teal or pink for eyeshadow.
-they'll probably be wearing a brightly colored bandana around their "SEXX HAIR"
-if they don't have a bandana they'll be wearing a bow made for little girls or a brightly colored headband
-when they wear bracelets, it's not just one, it's about 50 on each arm and they're "sexx bracelets" and cheap plastic bracelets they think are cute from 25cent machines and stores like "CLAIRES"
-super tight jeans that go straight down (no flare)
-neon flats, those flat "stretch-like sneaker" with no laces
-surrounded by tons of clones (other "scenesters")
TYPICAL INTERESTS OF SCENE KIDS:
-robots
-dinosaurs (they often like to mimic them by saying "rawr" and "grr" ALL the time)
-ELECTRIKK lightning
-guns
-bright colors
-taking millions of themselves using "the angles"
-using photoshop to make the pictures "THE SEXX"
-myspace, myspace, and myspace. they're usually what people call "myspace whores" and they add millions of "original people" just like them and get people to add and comment them
-fingerless gloves, preferably black. (the scenesters who try really hard to be scene cut them themselves)
-the scene vegetarians and vegans are only like that because it's cool, they could care less about the animals
-they're so sxe (straight edge) and like to signify that by drawing big XXX's on their hands
-they go to tons of shows, usually in their area. most of the time they don't even know the band, they just wanna go in the pit and show off their hxc dancing and skank.
-they like using words like "hella," "hawt," and "cunt" (a lot). they type in LEET, like "WER G0IING_2 TH3 HXC ROCKSH00W &&_& TH3N G0ING 0UT 4 TACOZZ" yet they claim they hate it when people "tyPpee LyKk diSs."
-they only listen to THEIR music, any other music sucks.
Basically, scenesters are attention whores and hypocrits. they're fake and self-centered.
jenna: "HEYYY GURLLIE, me &&_andreaa r g0ing 2 tehh HXC_R0CKSH0WW lat3rr on and it would be TEHH_SEXX if u could cum && wen we M33T UP ii can sh0ww u the pictures i t00k BE4 4 MY_SPACE withh mi N3W ELECTRIKK BLUEE HIGHLITESS. ITLL BE TEHH SEXX S0 CYAA LATAA xCUNTxFACEx"
and... (&&)
laurin: "OMFGAWWDZZ N0WAYZZ, THAT NEW PIERCING IS TEH SEXX, U DID IT YRSELFF? THATSS S0 HELLA HAWTZZ OMFGS LAWLZ, SEXX ME CUNTWHORE UZ R SO SCENE"
and... (&&)
laurin: "OMFGAWWDZZ N0WAYZZ, THAT NEW PIERCING IS TEH SEXX, U DID IT YRSELFF? THATSS S0 HELLA HAWTZZ OMFGS LAWLZ, SEXX ME CUNTWHORE UZ R SO SCENE"
by wouldn't be seen scene. April 05, 2006
by michellesheller January 12, 2009