scoff

to sneer at

i scoffed at the paper that i received a "f" on.

by amber April 22, 2004

sciffed

When you're so high you can't think straight.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Sciffed..."

Generally used in terms of incense junkies.

by LilMissBubbly August 3, 2015

Scoffage

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.

oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.

by 6 and a half February 12, 2018

g-scoff

someone who scoffs at gingers or disrepects someone just because they are a ginger

Bob has been really herasses Eric just because he's a ginger. He's such a g-scoff.

by cheifprocrastinator March 6, 2008

cunt scuff

A mark,stain,or scuff left behind on a object after a vagina comes in contact with it,

(1) I left the bar with that hood rat sister of yours and that bitch left a cunt scuff across my chest agian.

(2) Hey mother fucker! Is that a cunt scuff on your sheet?

(3) I a have seen some shit in my day, but that cunt scuff on your chin is fucking nasty.

by Random C April 3, 2009

scuffing

Stepping on a Black Mans Timberlands

(FYI.The leading cause of death in america)

Whiteguy-""scuff""
Blackguy-Oh no you didnt scuff my timberlands....you gonna die!!!

by MiMo May 27, 2003

Seffy story

1. A story that is pointless, has no meaning, and is completely unrelated to anything/the topic at hand.

Person 1: "Haha, yeah so Kyle is so totally hawt!"
Person 2: "My friend has a mum who went on a bus."
Person 1: "That was such a Seffy story. GTFO."

by Jew'd June 4, 2007