Scandinavian Fish Market 

You're doin your girl doggie style and you fillet a fish on her back. Enjoy

"Aw Dad this fish tastes superb"
"I got it from the Scandinavian Fish Market"

Scandinavian Fish Market by th3 g0ggl3r July 26, 2009

Scandinavian nose peg 

When One Traps Another's Nose Between their ass cheeks (farting is an optional extra but then becomes Dirty Scandinavian Nose peg)
For Short it is a SNP or DSNP.

Guy 1: Awww dude he just got a Scandinavian nose peg!

Guy 2: Woah, my ass is still stinging from the last nose i got!
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Guy 1: ZOMFG she just got a Dirty Scandinavian Nosepeg!!

Guy 2: Omg i dont think she can get her nose out!!

Scandinavian nose peg by RandomBlokey =P July 29, 2009

Scandinavian backpedalling 

When your mate grabs your shlong and you move their arm up and down to masturbate.

His mum endulged me in some Scandinavian backpedalling last night after the dutch rudder.

Scandinavian backpedalling by BakesMum December 13, 2012

Scandinavian Snot Rocket 

Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.

She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.

Scandinavian Snot Rocket by dansome August 18, 2013

scandinavian ice pick 

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo

I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!

scandinavian ice pick by fluffy dude December 3, 2013

Scandinavian Muffin 

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

Scandinavian Muffin by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

scandinavian theme song

the scandanavian theme song, brooke made it up, she's really famous, it goes like this:

I'm a Scandinavian,
Fuck me in the ass
Even though you're kind of ugly
I am really desperate

thank you utah

"Did you hear the Scandinavian Theme Song from Brooke's new mixtape?! That shit is FIRE."

"I know right?! I really like the Rock Cycle Song"

scandinavian theme song by Acacia Brinley April 30, 2015