Scandinavian queen

A beautiful tall blonde from Scandinavia, probably from ikea. Loves going to ikea. She gets lots of Scandinavian boys thirsting for her. She knows she is a queen. She owns being a quee. ❤️❤️😪❤️🥳🥳😂😂❤️ Swedish meatballs.

Hot guy: woah who is that hot girl standing in the corner?
His friend: oh she is such a Scandinavian queen
Other male: I am probably better then herr.
First guys: no stop
SQ: stop fighting I fight for peace

And I no I am better.
*does material gurl pose*

by Bestfriendonbirthdays March 20, 2022

Scandinavian Lovelog

During foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl's and drop a dump on her cooter. Flip the bitch around and start nailing her. After you bust, punch her in the back of the neck.

I put on James Blunt, lit a candle and hit Snyder with the Scandinavian Lovelog.

by PMa$e June 20, 2006

scandinavian shuffle

When you and your mate meet two scandinavian babes at a backpackers; you're obvs staying on bunk beds, enabling you to fling one girl up after coitus, while your mate flings the other girl down to you.

'That little Norwegian is a babe.'
'Yeah, and did you see her Danish friend?? Perfect opportunity for a Scandinavian shuffle.'

by Jarvaliscious September 21, 2014

scandinavian marshmallow

When 2 600 pounders or above attempt 69

Hey did you here of that thing called the Scandinavian marshmallow?
No but wanna try?

by JDF149 January 9, 2015

Scandinavian Snowball

While having sex with a girl (preferably Scandinavian)pull out right before you cum, then put instant snow(just add water!) in her vagina. Finish up effectively giving her a Scandinavian Snowball

"Jenny was being really kinky, she asked me to give her a Scandinavian Snowball."

by Doug Clifton April 6, 2007

Scandinavian Skillet

see Dutch Oven

by big roy February 26, 2003

Scandinavian sandbag

Means to get three guys who haven't showered or wiped in 3 weeks do lots of activity and have them wipe the balls and ass all over your face while at the same time have someone chew food and blow you at the same time

man my bf he wants me to do a a Scandinavian sandbag with him i asked what i could do and he said the bj food part i didn't think he was Sirius till i saw 3 guys with food outside his house

by jimmy kyle July 20, 2009