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Saling Kit

A Tagalog slang for someone or something which should not be included but included through his (someone) own act or another's
You shouldn't be given a goody bag, you're only a saling kit.
by xwisdom January 12, 2011
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J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
by Zyggy June 8, 2007
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ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.
Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!
by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005
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Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
by John Zayus. August 20, 2009
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Pulling a Salinger

Pulling a Salinger is when a friend tends to vanish off and on from the social circle regularly, becoming reclusive, much like Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger.
Where's Toby?" "Take a guess. He's Pulling a Salinger again and won't answer his cell.
by snowflame July 25, 2010
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scarling.

Middle English, from Old English scaerlinc, from scar+ -ling, -linc -ling; akin to Old High German von scar, Latin scarnos
First appeared 1999
1. the smallest mark on your heart left by the healing of a severe injury.
2. he or she who is scarred densely almost emotionless
3. a mentally challenged/physically handicapped sibling of a normal star
4. a band from Los Angeles

Band member are:
Jessicka
Christian Hejnal
Rickey Lime
Beth Gordon
Derik Snell
One look at Scarling might suggest that they're a new batch of goth-inclined neo-hipsters ready to sell themselves to America's disaffected youth. However, while a spin of their debut full-length, Sweet Heart Dealer, confirms that legions of mopey kids should go for this big-time, it's also clear that this band has an awful lot more going for them than the surfaces might suggest. While dominated by the massive guitar sounds of Christian Hejnal and Rickey Lime, Scarling's songs display a canny pop sensibility that bobs just beneath their aural surface, and former Jack Off Jill vocalist Jessicka's voice seems to have gained some welcome depth and texture in the context of her new band. Hejnal and Jessicka have cited Sonic Youth and My Bloody Valentine as key influences on Scarling's approach, and it shows — rather than going for standard-issue Marshall-stack crunch, Hejnal and Lime utilize feedback, drones, and floating masses of overtones to give these seven songs an attack that could be described as a loving pummel that embraces as it bruises. And you can actually sing along with 'Band Aid Covers the Bullet Hole' without hurting yourself, which is no small feat. Sweet Heart Dealer is a remarkably accomplished debut from a band with very real potential. ”
by PrettyPaincave April 17, 2005
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J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.
J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.
by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007
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