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Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.
Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".
by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022
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Santa Fe Lean

A person who has a defect where one leg is longer than the other, where it looks like that person is leaning to the right/left.
That dude has the ol' Santa Fe Lean going on.
by Jeffrey Wankamanker February 23, 2009
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dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.
You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
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Santa

Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?
by Dubiks December 6, 2018
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Juelz Santana

A member of the rap group Harlem Diplomats.
Juelz (dip, dip)
Santana (set, set)
by Mark February 27, 2004
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Santa's Take

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end
by WillyJK December 23, 2008
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Santaism

Spending your Christmas day worshiping Santa Claus and the tall tales of Christmas. Not to be confused with satanism.
"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."
by null793 September 25, 2015
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