by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022
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when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.
You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
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Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?
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May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."
Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"
Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)
/end
Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"
Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)
/end
by WillyJK December 23, 2008
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"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."
by null793 September 25, 2015
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