Santa

A criminal scumbag who should start paying his taxes right this instant.

Resolved: Santa ought to pay his taxes

Santa by RealAndGoodDebateFacts December 21, 2020

Santa

An anagram of SATAN
Hes lonely too cos his wife dumped him

Child:Do u think santa is real?
Mom: hes the fucking devil

Santa by dbevsuknnnnnnncf7i6tmfugnytncv November 23, 2021

Santa

Jolly, joy spreading fella!! By the power of Christmas magic fits his rather rotund posterior down the chimney where little darlings wait eagerly for his presents.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.

Santa by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003

santa

A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?

Also notice
SANTA
SATAN
Not much of a difference, right?

Many abductors could dress up as santa clause and not be caught.

santa by Liz December 25, 2003

santa

A jolly old fat man known as the worlds most elusive stalker

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake. Yep, Santas definitely a stalker

santa by ThatRandomnGuy December 8, 2013

santa

a old fat guy who likes to watch kids sleep. he loves cookies Santa is a well known date rapist. Santa's background is he was in a prison camp in Siberia then he poisoned a guards drink to escape and eventually find the north pole.

guy 1: whoa! I cant remember anything from last night.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.

santa by mr. rodgers August 27, 2014

Santa

The guy that dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to.

(A dyslexic satanist, named Tommy, walks up): I worship Santa!
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.

Santa by -lovemetal January 5, 2008