Lebanese Sandpaper

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.

John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....

by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010

Australian Sandpaper

The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
Watch here: On YouTube homepage URL, add watch?v=rCsWS_UU218

A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.

by aussiehunter September 24, 2018

Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.

'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'

by MoscowA May 1, 2010

Lithuanian Sandpaper

To engage in sexual intercourse with the armpit of another who has shaved within one to two days prior. The resulting short hairs resemble sandpaper.

She gave me a Lithuanian Sandpaper last night, awesome.

by JoeBlowJenkins August 17, 2011

sandpaper [pussy]

scabs inside a chicks pussy

i fucked sally last night. it felt like sandpaper. round two came along and it felt much smoother. i asked her what she did and she said " i picked the scabs out" she has sandpaper pussy

by GS PiMp1n 52 August 25, 2008

Sandpaper Patty

When your vagina is dry and you need some lube.

Swing into Walgreens, I need some KY jelly before I get there. She's a Sandpaper Patty.

by quiteordinary December 19, 2015

frozen sandpaper

take a doughnut break. It is no use trying to work with Frozen sandpaper.

like trying to have sex on a beach when it's frozen....just doesn't work. It's like frozen sandpaper-doesn't work!

by frozenguru January 27, 2011