national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!
by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021
by SRSTD April 22, 2009
Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.
by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 03, 2022
by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 03, 2022
Where one prances around a sexual partner prances around yelling profanities and trimming ones hair to turn on their partner.
by MikieBear March 31, 2016
Samson is the best person you could ever meet, he's warm as the sun, as silly as fun, as cool as a tree, as scary as the sea, as hot as fire, cold as ice, Sweet as sugar and everything nice. Irrespective of your gender, you'd instantly fall in love with his personality. He is the best human.
by dangerousdaddy420 March 16, 2024