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Saltined

The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
by jdaddybezee June 20, 2009
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saltine sandwich

When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.
Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.
by Smudgenooo January 21, 2016
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Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
by Goding4 July 6, 2018
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Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.
Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.
by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018
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search engine salting

The act of purposely bringing certain phrases or words into the public eye and media, in order to bury other similarly phrased results in a web search.

A tactic typically employed by governments, or other powerful individuals/organizations with something to hide.
White House describes Saudi Oil attacks as their "9/11"

Tate: "Funny that this happens as the US was about to release the Saudi connection to 9/11. Kind of a good way to bury results when you Google "Saudi 9/11"

Monty:"It's called Search Engine Salting and it's the new way of exploiting search engines."
by GroceryScanner September 18, 2019
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the whitest cracker in the saltine box

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016
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Broken Saltine

When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.
she wanted cheese and crackers, but instead she got a broken saltine...
by Michael-Jack-That-Hoe April 2, 2010
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