Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

by Coach miller January 16, 2009

Salting her cod

Noun nutting inside a girls pussy

Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!

by Deke freak June 14, 2018

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021

Sardining

When someone lies still during sex (willingly), like a dead fish... like an unresponsive pillow princess.

"Dude, she just laid there. What the hell?"
"Oh shit, seriously?"
"Yeah, she was sardining."

by SardineLover69 April 5, 2022

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

hoe-splaining

When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.

When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.

by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017

URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.

Stop URL-splaining me with tedious article and engage in normal conversation, gosh darnit!

by b2kb2k September 20, 2020