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Lebanese Salami

An extremely large and long penis of Lebanese origin (known for their large penis size}, that if unleashed, can inflict some serious damage on objects and innocent bystanders. A term for the male genitalia that describes a penis with substantial length, girth and attitude. If it penetrates a vegina, it will leave it damaged and possibly impaired.
Holy crap! Check out Dave’s Lebanese Salami! He might as well be a porn star!
by BadDogi May 3, 2016
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Salamanca Smile

The look an infant gives when pushing out a poo. The intense stare, red face and potential for slight dribble look remarkably similar to Hector Salamanca, the bell ringing drug lord from the AMC TV series, Breaking Bad.
Oh, look here! She's got a Salamanca Smile! Ring the bell little girl!
by mbd November 10, 2013
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salami guy

a cb member with speed coil pfp or ham infected with fungus
salami guy : hi i am salami
someone : but... salami meaning penis in urban
by Robert Blarg December 3, 2022
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Sadomasochist

Pain? It's amazing!
Being a sadomasochist is great!
by Herr Magie May 21, 2021
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get a taste of the salami

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
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salem middle school

Salem middle school is a terrible school with it’s terrible guidance counselors and principal they say #spartanproud but in reality no one is proud of that school.
by previousspartan November 7, 2017
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Salami Overlapping

An Act of homosexual intercourse. It involving to males in which they both retreat their foreskin and press their glans together. Then, the first male rolls up his foreskin on both of their glands. Finally, the second male rolls his foreskin over the other males one.
We couldn't separate our dicks after the salami overlap
or
My cock and bolex ripped open when I fell backwards while salami overlapping!
by peppolla October 14, 2009
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