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thats the way the salamander sambas

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles
Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam
by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021
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The sneaky salamander

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can
Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.
by Bigisland April 3, 2023
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salamandrine

That which is like a salamander, living in fire, in the flames.
The creature settled amongst the glowing coals every fibre of its salamandrine nature glorying in the flames.
by Dr. Edward F H Chisnall March 14, 2007
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Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.
john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009
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salamandering

The squirming motion and reluctance to be touched or even spoken to, that a female exhibits after she has climaxed. Only exhibited by quiet cummers, and accompanied by psychobabble.
dude 1: you should have seen how i made that chick come last night.

dude 2: for real? what did she do?

dude 1: bitch started psychobabbling sooon as she came, i had her salamandering like an electrocuted snake son.

dude 2: word?! she a freak fo sho!!
by sly fox and the coon June 29, 2011
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slimy salamander

when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male ejaculates in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs fellatio for sanitation.
damn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, shit was great.
by target reject December 6, 2010
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Sneaky Salamander

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander
1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!
by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016
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