problem saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."

by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

Nigger on Saturday Night

A person who wildly spends money that they just aquired. Once the money is spent he/she will likely be broke again for some period of time, typically one month when the next government check arrives. See also nigger rich.

Don't go spending all your money like a nigger on Saturday night.

by hotbuddha October 24, 2005

Saturdog

The equal, but opposite, version of Caturday for dogs.

It's Saturdog - post some fucking dogs !

by izcool March 3, 2008

saturday night palsy

a condition occuring when you have slept awkwardly and awake to find that a limb is with out feeling. Thus leaving you partly spastic. Especially the morning after a night when you get munted.

"Last night was huge, i woke up with a nasty case of saturday night palsy. I had to cheer myself up by giving myself a stranger."

by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006

Saturgay

The day of the week when all of the gays come out to party.

Hi Jack, you coming out this Friday?

--NO! I'm waiting for Saturgay! There's gonna be loads of cute little twinks that I can show my nipple piercing to!

by milkerz November 28, 2011

Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.

Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!

by TaAj88 October 31, 2011

Sadturbate

Masturbating while sad

My girlfriend broke up with me today. I sadturbated three times.

by Tubbyfatty October 19, 2014