save my ass

When you are going to face or already facing a terrible situation , and something or somebody save you.

I was going to be caught cheating if John wouldn't advice me the teacher was arriving. " Thanks john , you save my ass".

by drakant May 1, 2014

Super-save-a-ho

A person who is well known for his/her attempts to help SAVE a ho from a life of whoreness. Usually the old, creepy guy at a bar, strip-club (or wherever hoes hang) trying to lure the ho with money and promises of a "ho-free" lifestyle. This hardly ever works cause as we all know....You can't turn a HO into a Housewife. Only a HOUSE-HO!

Bill Maher tried dating former video-ho, "Super-head" Kerrine Steffans. After finding out that she won't change, Bill decided to put his days as a "Super-save-a-ho" behind him.

by Worldchamp9 October 15, 2009

Daniel Seavey

A 20 year old boy who is talented and in the band Why Don't We. Daniel was once on American idol, He rocked it! His instagram is @seaveydaniel and he has these beautiful one of a kind blue eyes that if you look at them you won't stop i promise you. Daniel's smile is Beautiful like his kind heart and once you look at this giraffe... You will fall in love with him. When he smiles, It will 100% melt your heart. His hugs are amazing as well it feels like a forever lifetime.

Daniel Seavey's neck is long like a Giraffe

by seaveys.loveyys on IG April 5, 2019

Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

Watch-save

A person, that by shear luck, avoids harm or bodily injury because they were wearing a watch is said to have made a 'watch-save'.

For example; Kristian threw a penny at Chris in frustration because he'd lost the twelfth Mario Kart race in a row. However, because Chris is so lucky, the penny deflected off of his watch. Therefore it can be said that Chris made a 'watch-save'.

by Dockers May 28, 2014

Daniel Seavey

Daniel Seavey is heaven on earth , he’s the best person alive , 1/5 of a band called why dont we

Daniel Seavey is mine ( I wish)

by _loviinseavey_ October 10, 2018