Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

home stooler

Someone who prefers to only have bowel movements at home rather than using public restrooms, including work and/or school.

Joe takes long lunch breaks because he is a home stooler.

by Saulsa74 October 28, 2010

bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)

ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."

by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011

Eat the corn outa my stool!

Its self explanatory.

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

by majic mountain December 17, 2009

stool

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.

He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.

by razman March 21, 2004

Stoolberg

To take a shit so massive that part of it protrudes above the water like an iceberg.

The other day I ate Mexican food, and left a stoolberg in the toilet afterward.

by kurzwe1ll April 21, 2009

Stool Pusher

A name often used to refer to a homosexual that prefers to give it as opposed to taking it.

Someone that gives anal sex.

When Danny decided to be a gay, he promised to only be a stool pusher.

Have you been pushing stools?

by Raggamuffin00 April 21, 2010