Sucker

That dude believes everything he hears and says but has no clue about what is actually happening.

That person believed that? Then they are a sucker!

by FM Punk October 17, 2018

Plumb sucker

A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.

Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

butt sucker

someone who smokes, and not to preserve salmon. someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug from the smoke, such as nicotine. a loser, a stinky butt-sucking loser.

dude, if you are a butt sucker, then you are just a stinky butt sucking loser. don't be such a loser.

by chuckybubbles August 12, 2011

mother fucking cock sucker

1- A cock sucking man or woman who fucks a mother of some kind.
2- a name used by people who are mad at some other mother fucking cock sucker.

You are a mother fucking cock sucker. Why did you fuck my mother?

by shithole May 12, 2003

croc sucker

Any person who wears Croc's.(ugly ass sandles usually worn by tourists)

Ey, Homebwoi, Look at that crocsucker up the street.

I hate those damn croc suckers

by Andrew Harbottle September 11, 2007

Thumb sucker

To be pathetic and lousy at something.

"I am totally a thumb sucker in that controller thrower game"

by Stupid idiot 4 April 9, 2009

dick suckers cramp

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.

Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

by Melon-head hunter01 November 28, 2013