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cummer's remorse

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
by waterzworld February 1, 2010
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Cummer's Remorse

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "
by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009
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banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)
Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.
Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.
by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009
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remora

A. Someone who expects everything to be given to them on a silver platter while they lay around doing nothing.

B. A social leech

c. Any of several marine fishes of the family Echeneidae, having on the head a sucking disk with which they attach themselves to sharks, whales
A. Tilly: Hey I didn't go to class for the whole week, can i get your notes?
AJ: no you fucking remora

B. if someone has been hanging out with your because they are new and they haven't ventured out to meet new people you can say 'go meet someone else you fucking remora'
by aj krause January 6, 2004
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Food Remorse

(noun) When you forgo eating a particularly tasty morsel of food and later regret not eating said food.
Mallory left half her chocolate cake on the plate at the restaurant because she thought she was full. When she got home she had crazy food remorse from not pushing through and finishing the cake. food
by moneyman234 August 9, 2015
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Whacker's Remorse

that kinda depressed feeling you sometimes get after masturbating.
"I just deleted my entire porn collection"
"Damn, whacker's remorse, son"
by nshields August 6, 2008
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