Rooster

Someone who is an absolute plug, lazy, annoying, or who chirps excessively. They try to act tough but they are really just an aspiring girl scout.

Brian: Yo you seen that new kid?
Johnny: haha that kids a straight rooster.

michael: hey buddy sweet shot
Cam: yeah the bench is over there ya rooster

by timmy turner99 June 08, 2014

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The state in which an individual is drunk, high, and has just eaten a meatball sub.

Let's grab our booze, weed, meatball subs and go get roostered down by the pool!

by beachweekkkk May 31, 2010

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A drum major of a marching band, a band leader.

The rest of the band members followed the rooster in uniform as they marched the parade.

by Floot January 21, 2012

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when two girls fuck a gay guy straight; when a girl makes a gay guy happy in his pants and makes him question his sexualtiy

a gay guy saying to his boyfiiend "it was all in the sake of roostering"

by you fucking suck balls September 21, 2008

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It’s when you sneak your thumb into your target’s asshole. Once it’s up there, the target goes the sound when a rooster crows

Dispatch: What is Roosterin’?
Sheriff: Roostering is when you sneak your thumb into someone’s butt
Deputy: Oh, that’s an old wives’ tale
Dispatch: why is it call Roosterin?
(Sheriff puts his thumb in Deputy’s ass)
Deputy: Cock A Doodle Do!!
(Everyone laughs except for the Deputy)

by Eastbound and down February 24, 2021

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