A small, crime-infested city located in upstate New York, sandwiched between Buffalo and Syracuse, and now seems to get more snow than both of them combined thanks to global fucking warming. Used to be a fairly ok town thanks to Kodak and Xerox, but since Kodak went belly up and Xerox is about as relevant as Meghan McCain’s asshole, the only thing left to do for employment is to work for one of the soul-stealing, “we’re so awesome we shit gold bricks” URMC hospitals or their 20,000 satellite locations, or be a drug-dealer on Lyle Avenue or Avenue D.
We also have a mayor I guess, I dunno, her name is Lovely and she’s mostly known for pulling a disappearing act during blizzards and for owning approximately 587 pairs of glasses, which she rotates daily. Sometimes twice daily.
The only street in the actual downtown area where you don’t have to be constantly looking over your shoulder and have a finger on your pepper spray is Park Avenue.
Everything and everyone else has fled to the suburbs.
Only other thing this shit-stain of a town has going for it is Mt. Hope Cemetary, if you’re into gothic noir and wandering a badass fuckin’ graveyard with tombs as big as Ford F-150s, and Lake Ontario, which is an actual Great Lake; not as big as Superior but not as gross as Erie.
Oh yeah, we’re also mostly known for garbage plates, so have one of those if you want diarrhea for 3 days and swollen eyes from all the sodium you just injected.
We also have a mayor I guess, I dunno, her name is Lovely and she’s mostly known for pulling a disappearing act during blizzards and for owning approximately 587 pairs of glasses, which she rotates daily. Sometimes twice daily.
The only street in the actual downtown area where you don’t have to be constantly looking over your shoulder and have a finger on your pepper spray is Park Avenue.
Everything and everyone else has fled to the suburbs.
Only other thing this shit-stain of a town has going for it is Mt. Hope Cemetary, if you’re into gothic noir and wandering a badass fuckin’ graveyard with tombs as big as Ford F-150s, and Lake Ontario, which is an actual Great Lake; not as big as Superior but not as gross as Erie.
Oh yeah, we’re also mostly known for garbage plates, so have one of those if you want diarrhea for 3 days and swollen eyes from all the sodium you just injected.
RIT Douchebag #1: hey man, isn’t it great that we live in Rochester, NY?
RIT Douchebag #2: Sorry bro I can’t hear you, my ears just got shot off by that 12 year-old.
RIT Douchebag #2: Sorry bro I can’t hear you, my ears just got shot off by that 12 year-old.
by NY At Heart Kate April 22, 2021
Get the Rochester, NY mug.Rochester Hills Michigan.. a peaceful little town in south-east Michigan.. Most Teens In this town go to either Rochester High School.. Stoney Creek High School or Rochester Adams High School.. being a mostly Average mid-western White, Republican, Christian town.. consisting of all the social classes from kids living in the TP to kids in the fancy houses on the north side of town.. at times things can get a little awkward.. trouble around Rochester Hills is mainly started by pure boredom.. there are few things to do around Rochester Hills.. the list devised of things to do in Rochester
1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs
4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general
6 things to do... Pity..
1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs
4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general
6 things to do... Pity..
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Rucheeta: A name of Indian origin meaning Beauty, Splendorous or Magnificent
She is a bubbly, thoughtful, caring individual with rich talents and flowing with creativity. She often finds herself lost in the arts and is quite the connoisseur of music. She looks out for her family and friends and is always loved by those around her.
She is incredibly beautiful and will show you love that knows no bounds. Any man would be lucky to have her in his life, as she truly is a once in a lifetime kind of girl.
She is a bubbly, thoughtful, caring individual with rich talents and flowing with creativity. She often finds herself lost in the arts and is quite the connoisseur of music. She looks out for her family and friends and is always loved by those around her.
She is incredibly beautiful and will show you love that knows no bounds. Any man would be lucky to have her in his life, as she truly is a once in a lifetime kind of girl.
by TheOnionBurglar December 2, 2020
Get the Rucheeta mug.Pretty,smart,funny,random. The girl who look clam and quiet, but really she is CRAZY as hell and very hyper. A awesome best friend and a awesome taste in music. She a girl who really really really love her boyfriend(who cant shut the f*** up about it). Rochelle is the girl who don't give a damn what she do. She is very nice just don't get her mad,other than that you will soo love her.
Boy: "She is so pretty,but she is crazy and very random."
Girl: "Well she has awesome taste in music she must be a Rochelle."
Girl: "Well she has awesome taste in music she must be a Rochelle."
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by Member of the Tri-Pod Clan September 10, 2006
Get the Rocheleau mug.A middle or upper-middle class Caucasian, often from the suburbs, who frequently plays the music of Bob Marley and other reggae artists. The Rochestafarian may even adopt their clothing, hair styles, recreational drug habits, and patois speech patterns. Despite this, most will be only dimly aware of rastafarian religious beliefs or the political turmoil in Jamaica during Marley's career. The two most common archetypes are the stoned-out high school student wearing tie-dye and dreadlocks, and the frat boy who belongs to College Republicans and plays tracks from "Legend" at keg parties. More broadly, this term can be applied to any affluent member of society who appropriates the minutia and merchandising of marginalized groups without any discernible interest in their social plight. The term amalgamates the relatively white-bread city of Rochester, New York with Jamaican spiritual beliefs of Rastafarianism.
Is that Conrad cruising through Geneseo in his Imapala with 'Get Up, Stand Up' blaring from his stereo?" "Yes. He is acting like a consummate Rochestafarian.
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