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roast beef curtain

A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.
"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"

"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"

"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"

roast beef canoe 

Thick, protruding pussy lips resembling a canoe.
The bitch was so busted, I could have paddled away in her roast beef canoe.
roast beef canoe by Daniel Forman February 20, 2005

Roast Beef Sandwich 

A portable method of dining upon meat and cheese. Roast beef and a cheese slice of whatever sort is placed between 2 pieces of bread, or 3 for a double-decker, 4 for a quad decker, etc. Sauce and vegetables are usually preferred.
I was quite famished when I returned home, so I prepared a roast beef sandwich to quell my hunger.

Roast Beef and Milk 

A slang term used for a women's vagina after a nut was busted inside of her.
Yo, when I went down on my girl it was like eating roast beef and milk!
Roast Beef and Milk by F U H November 17, 2017

roast beef with sauerkraut 

A woman with a very loose vagina and a massive gray bush. Add much needed man juices to make a ruben.
Do that was one fucked up roast beef with sauerkraut I ate last night!!!

roast beef curtains 

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.