River

A massive fuckboy who thinks that he is better than everyone, wishes he had a girlfriend, and wears $30 ocean pacific shoes. Usually listens to 21 pilots while wishing he was a decent person and that his teeth weren't crooked and yellow.

River is such an annoying little bastard.

River by 1BigBeast April 20, 2017

River

he is master of the SPLOOSH, Gandalf the green.

ooh shit it's River.

River by big-creek January 20, 2019

River

Shes a sexy latina who is SEXY and simps over someone called Keiran and out of the whole friendship group she loves her girl bsf called Laz and she watches porn and once said "laz the porn girl sounds lik you" which isnt so creepy at all.

stop being a River even though she thinks laz is irresistible

River by Laz_xx April 18, 2021

RIVER

a desperate short guy ,rarely gets a pull , thinks he gets girls, jerks off to animal porn , everyone thinks hes Queer like xxxtentacion

hes strange "definitely a river"

RIVER by sikKunt4334 June 25, 2017

River

A girl who will after every person you love just to hurt you, she's a fake slut and wont ever tell the truth and don't be around her, she'll sends nudes to anyone that asks, if you date her shell probably cheat on you and blow a hit of bong in your face, she's a lying skank do not trust her

Person 1: Whats her name?
Person 2: Thats river
Person 1: Can tell, she's a slut

River by youll.never.know July 29, 2017

River

M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.

J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.

M:
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!

J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!

River by kateandsasha February 15, 2009

River

Short or Slang for the Colorado River. The Colorado river is referred to as "the River" by most Southern Californians. This terminology refers to any portion of "the river" or surrounding areas such as Lake Havasu, Laughlin, Parker, Blythe, Lake Mohave.

What did you do this weekend?

Got shit housed at The River!!

River by MJ4545 April 28, 2008