Tit caught in the ringer

Well, okay, it's "wringer" with a "w" not "ringer" but the concept is correct.

See "tit in a wringer" listing

His tit was caught in the wringer, because he didn't know how to spell.

by croz March 6, 2005

short ringed

When calling someone's mobile phone and the caller is sent to voicemail after just one ring. If the phone was off, it would go to voicemail immediately. Short ringing means the receiver does not care to talk to the caller.

Friend 1: I was trying to call my girlfriend, but it went to voicemail after only one ring. I guess she doesn't want to talk to me.

Friend 2: Dude, you just got short ringed.

by reveren December 22, 2013

bling-ringed

When your house gets robbed because you posted on social media that you're not at home.

Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.

"Would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?"

"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"

by matty-g October 24, 2014

reverse ringtoss

The act of prolapsing your grandma's butthole

Let's play reverse ringtoss grandma!

by cheesemurder November 14, 2014

Dead Ringer

The Dead Ringer is a Cloak Watch in TF2. With it, the spy using it can use a percentage of the cloak's duration to feign their own death, and later reappear with a distinct sound effect, creating a nasty surprise for the would-be killer.

Spies using the Dead Ringer are tricky opponents.

by sebacostamr September 3, 2018

Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.

We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.

by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021

Ringette

Ringette! Its one of the best sports in the world! Its nothing like Hockey.. yes it is on ICE! but yet totally different! Its Faster then hockey! takes more skill then hockey! and is just better! :D There are many rules../pass over the blue lines/ No body checking/ can't go in the crease/ Only three aload past the ringette line form each team!/ Ect... Yes i know its not in the oylimpics.. thats just because it is not WORLDWIDE..(Yet)..but it still is a sport no matter what! A awesome on at that!

Ringette Girls Rock!

-If ringette were EASY they would call it Hokey!
-All i need is ringette!
-I am more then just a pretty face i PLAY Ringette!

by Ringette4Life March 20, 2009