Eye retard 

A cool name for someone who wears glasses

Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.

Eye retard by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022

Restarted 

A secret substitute for the “r” word. Founded from phones autocorrecting the offensive word when typed in, into “restarted”.

Lexi, why are you acting so restarted?

Restarted by Hannahbaker13 July 2, 2018

Retard 

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.

Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!

Retard by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010

Redneck Retard 

A redneck who can't help but to do dumb things.
Also known as a R Squared.

Taking a Toyota Camry 4-wheeling is an example of something stupid a Redneck Retard would do.

Redneck Retard by lex m April 5, 2012

Retard Jumper 

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

Retard Jumper by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

winners restart 

Video gamers who continually restart to succeed at a level, battle, or match to avoid a losing record, or to continue ones turn without passing the controller to the next gamer in line.

Dude, what the hell? It's my turn!!!

Whatever dude, that was a winners restart. I'm just about to beat this level.

winners restart by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)

Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.

Smart-Retard by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016