repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

repairwoman

Also can be wrote Repair Woman

Female version of repairman

Do you know any good engine repairman around here?

I don't, but I know a good repairwoman

by IRXOSM September 22, 2021

Eyebrow repair

When a female is filling in/drawing on her eyebrows, and after both are finished, she comes to the realization that they aren't quite symmetrical; therefore resulting in having to undergo 'eyebrow repair' without harming adjacent makeup.

female #1: "Shit! I was drawing my eyebrows on, and they look totally different..."
female #2: "Thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"

by Miss.Sarah55 December 21, 2009

post-repair high-five

Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.

My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.

by QuacksO March 7, 2019

redneck-repair six

Refers to da half-dozen "main" or "lifesaver" items --- duct tape, WD-40, expanding-foam insulation, hose-clamps, deck/drywall-screws, and zip-ties --- dat backwoods-bumpkins absolutely rely on to get them through da day, due to these products' incredible versatility and their robust/reliable ability to "save the day" in so many occasions.

The classic "redneck-repair six" can get you out of so many everyday jams that you could probably never catalogue them all. (Think, using a Pringles-can to splice a busted radiator-hose till you can get home, re-attaching a broken tail-light, or adding mirrors on your kid's bicycle if you need him to run an emergency errand downtown.) Just watch the Red Green Show if you need any proof or examples. :P

by QuacksO June 23, 2019

Dishwasher Repair Man

Pussy doctor. Grandpas boy. The guy who tries to help others out although his peers lack hindsight and want to scapegoat him. Also known as Gonacolagyst.

The dishwasher repair man found out some pussys cant be fixed. Pussys as in grown men who play child games. Aka Cj or batman

by ButchNochance January 23, 2022

Hernia repair surgery

Invitation to have every law enforcement officer try to finger your scars at tom kotalik request

I wish I'd never had Hernia repair surgery

by Cody5050 August 10, 2022