sex ref

A nonparticipant of sex that stands watch and makes sure there is no foul plays during the sexual encounter.

During that awesome DP action that dude's balls kept hitting against my balls... thank God the sex ref was there to throw a flag.

by Gymrules October 28, 2017

porta-ref

A bad referee. These particular referees are like porta-johns. They can do the job but give no where as clean a performance as do the regulars.

I'm sorry, but how could he be tripping while he's falling to the ice?
Bad call... We must have the porta-refs in tonight.

by L-Bro January 15, 2009

soccer ref

The idiot on the field with a yellow shirt only making calls for the other team. He also cards you for asking the time until the game ends.

Blessing: Soccer ref, what’s the time until end game?
Soccer ref: *blows whistle and pulls out yellow card*

by ShawnMendes#74 September 16, 2018

con ref

Dishonesty when giving a job reference with the hope of convincing them to take your bad employee off your hands.

When they called, gave them a con ref so they would take Bob. It would be cheaper and less awkward than firing him.

by DirtyWaterbury March 8, 2019

Ruler ref

The guy who tells both contestants how small their dicks are in comparison to the portion of the male population who doesn't participate in the dick measuring contest, but not until after the contest is over and measurements have been recounted to the micrometer.

Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

get off me ref

The act of telling someone(or ref) to get off your meat and mean it!!!!(founded my T) (laughed at by many)

Shaniquia was all up on me and her boyfriend came over and i was like "Get off me ref"

by jamarcus jamal April 23, 2008

Ruler ref

Doesn't know what to say when a measurement turns out to be too close to call.

Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018