Reed Tucker

Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.

"Dragon stance...HIIIYA!!"

by Fooby July 27, 2004

john reed

Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.

John Reed is a bad ass mother fucker.

by agent_orange910 February 18, 2015

Joshua Reed

That cuck we all know, who has a cancerous group of friends and secretly has a crush on Sally.

You're a real Joshua Reed.

by SalamanderFFA November 7, 2016

Hailey Reed

Hailey Reed is a literal ball of sunshine who deserves all the love in the world. She's always there to comfort you when you need her and is super sweet. Everyone wishes they had a Hailey Reed, but she's off limits because she belongs to only one person. She's very loyal and caring and just perfect in every meaning of the word. Overall she's just complete wifey material.

I hope to marry Hailey Reed one day.
Malachi wishes he could be with hailey reed.
Hailey Reed likes galaxies.

by galaxytits September 27, 2017

Gummed Up The Reed

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

Reedle

1.) a female with an attractive face but overweight. 2.) a woman with a think middle, ample chest, and large posterior. 3.) an uber fat woman on the side of the road or on tv that would only be attractive to reed

"Damn, she'd be hot if she lost 30lbs"
"Yeah shes definitely a Reedle"

by A very concerned friend March 19, 2008

Reed peek

1. a subtle, sometimes innocent glance, especially at potentially hot chicks. it is primarily an evaluation peek.
2. a quick glance that is meant to go unnoticed, but it caught by somebody

He definately took a Reed peek at the chicks at the beach to see if they were hott.

by Ace Reed March 20, 2007