rappathetic

adj. The monotonous, unnatural, and PATHETIC use of rap while having a conversation with another

Alex: "So what's been going on?"
Payam: "I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said - you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head"
Kevin: "Yo, stfu with that rappathetic shit already, brozay. You're givin' me a headache."

by stockman09 January 13, 2009

Awake the Rapper

the sexiest rapper of all time, best music you’ll ever hear that you’ll want to convert to Crimotism

Guy: Yo Michael, what song should I play
Michael: Put on The Truman Show by Awake the Rapper!
Guy and Michael: RED AND GREEN LIKE CHRISTMAS, HELLA FOR THESE BITCHES, THREE GANG LIKE CHANCELLOR, MILLIONS ON MY HIT LIST

by Rie47 September 25, 2023

rappathetic

Adjective to describe the "pathetic" manner in which a person always attempts to speak in "rap".

Kevin: "Hey, what's up, Payam?"
Payam: "Well, I got a lot of loot and I ain't lookin' for a lady
And you can never pay me I'm from Uptown baby
I wake up in the mornin' take a piss and wash my hands..."
Kevin: "Ok,ok...enough with the rappathetic shit."

by stockman09 September 27, 2008

Rapearson

The act of rape in conjunction with arson, most often committed in the setting of a vacant apartment building.

Those unsold waterfront condos will really be a prime target for people committing rapearson

by EggerV February 2, 2009

Flushing Rappers

A list of the top and most popular rappers from Flushing Queens, New York:
Mic Geronimo
Flowsik
Nutso
Royal Flush
Grand Larce
Large Professor
Neek The Exotic
Shogunna
Aleon
Jiggz
EscoHolla
Eyezlow
Pop-off Balla
Frank White
Social Suiside
Marc Dollarz
Reign Era

Damn, that's them Flushing Rappers.

by Flush Town rep June 6, 2011

Ringtone Rapper

A recording artist whose marketing strategies have de-emphasized the use of creative storytelling and clever rhymes in favor of duplicating the success of "what is hot" hence creating a lack of variety for selling singles as ringtones.

A recording artist who has drained credibility and creativity out of a once-vibrant genre of music with emphasis on "gangsta" attitudes, explicit lyrics, tales of street life and conspicuous consumption. The audience of which is now educated as to such lifestyles and has grown weary to the culture of the rap industry's use of such lifestyles throughout the years for commercialism.

A ringtone rapper sells more ringtones than copies of albums.

by H Paul August 31, 2007

classy rapper

A rapper that doesn't display him/herself like Jim Jones or some other artists that like to sag to their knees, wear tall tees, and carry HUGE chains.

A classy rapper actually dresses nice, doesn't rap about only sex/drugs/women, and is an upstanding citizen in the world. Classy rappers aren't looked at as thugs or trashy hood rats.

Redneck: I hate rap! Those black people can't do anything right! And their clothes are 4x too big!

Alec:Have you seen Kid Cudi or Lupe Fiasco lately? They are classy rappers- looking fresh to death, Rapping about things that matter, and are looked upon as high rising citizens. Kanye West is getting there, but he needs to lay off the arrogance.

by AlecMetallic September 12, 2009